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1 year ago | 19 notes
Love > Money.

Love > Money.

1 year ago

I’d rather make a show 100 people need to see, than a show that 1000 people want to see.

- - Joss Whedon
1 year ago | 15 notes

mrsuperman90:

The Shins- New Slang

“Remember that idea I had, about working stuff out on my own, and then finding you once I worked stuff out? ”

“The ellipsis?” 


“Yeah, the ellipsis, it’s dumb. It’s dumb. It’s an awful idea. I’m not gonna do it, okay? Cause like you said, this is it. This is life. And I’m in love with you… I think that’s the only thing I’ve ever really been sure of in my entire life. And I’m really messed up right now, and I got a whole lot of stuff I have to work out, but I don’t want to waste any more of my life without you in it. And I think I can do this. I mean, I want to. I have to, right?”


“Yeah. Yes!”


“So what do we do? What do we do?”


Via Are you happy, Mr. Superman?
1 year ago | 3 notes

SHOW ME THE GIRL!

- The Beast - Beauty & the Beast
1 year ago | 3 notes

Your breath is vile right now.

- My Mum
1 year ago

It’s so hard to forget pain, but it’s even harder to remember sweetness.
We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace.

- ― Chuck Palahniuk
1 year ago

It’s good to have more than one pair of pants. You’re less likely to back down if someone dares you to pee them.

- Craig Benzine - Video:“Pant” by: wheezywaiter
2 years ago

Chevy Chase is my hero simply for this speech ^_^

“Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me. I have one……..I’d like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight.

I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a……..

  • cheap
  • lying
  • no-good
  • rotten
  • four-flushing
  • low-life
  • snake-licking
  • dirt-eating
  • inbred
  • overstuffed
  • ignorant
  • blood-sucking
  • dog-kissing
  • brainless
  • dickless
  • hopeless
  • heartless
  • fat-ass
  • bug-eyed
  • stiff-legged
  • spotty-lipped
  • worm-headed
  • sack of monkey shit HE IS!…

…..Hallelujah!  Holy shit!  Where’s the Tylenol?”

I <3 National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.