4 months ago
A FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US (12.23.2012 - DAY 111) (by JeffyBlogs)
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Via DailyDCU.comThe Pinky Toe Story from Seinfeld
“Yea, I am Batman!”
One of my all time favorite Kramer moments on Seinfeld.
“I’m Cosmo Kramer, the Assman!”
If you don’t know what this is from you should hurry up and Google it before I get mad.
1 year ago
Happy Festivus!
The most wonderful day of the year.
A Festivus for the rest-of-us.
1 year ago
A regular psychiatrist couldn’t even help you. You need to go to like Vienna or something. You know what I mean? You need to get involved at the University level. Like where Freud studied and have all those people looking at you and checking up on you. That’s the kind of help you need. Not the once a week for eighty bucks. No. You need a team. A team of psychiatrists working round the clock thinking about you, having conferences, observing you, like the way they did with the Elephant Man. That’s what I’m talking about because that’s the only way you’re going to get better.
- Jerry Seinfeld - “The Pitch” Season 4 - Seinfeld
1 year ago
Jerry: I love saying “my wife,” once I started saying it, I couldn’t stop: “my wife this, my wife that.” It’s an amazing way to begin a sentence.
Cosmo Kramer: “My wife has an inner-ear infection.”
Jerry: See?
Cosmo Kramer: I like that.
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