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1 year ago | 5 notes

Wrong Number

  • Wrong number woman: "Hey is Heather there?"
  • Me: "There is no one here by that name"
  • Wrong number woman: "Oh, I'm terribly sorry ma'am"
  • Me: "I'm a boy."
  • Wrong number woman: "..."
  • Me: "yeah.."
  • *hangs up*
1 year ago | 9 notes
“I’m Cosmo Kramer, the Assman!”
If you don’t know what this is from you should hurry up and Google it before I get mad. 

“I’m Cosmo Kramer, the Assman!”

If you don’t know what this is from you should hurry up and Google it before I get mad. 

1 year ago | 5 notes

no matter what, she’s always gonna be Wendy to me.

1 year ago | 2 notes

so much for getting rid of this break-up beard huh? turns out i would just be growing it all over again..

coooooooooooooooool.

2 years ago | 2 notes

Wonderwall

|  Oasis

for you dear…now when i hear this song, i think of you :) <3

2 years ago | 2 notes
not a lot going on right now..
just an ordinary day in the neighbourhood ^_^

not a lot going on right now..

just an ordinary day in the neighbourhood ^_^