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Chevy Chase is my hero simply for this speech ^_^

“Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me. I have one……..I’d like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight.

I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a……..

• cheap
• lying
• no-good
• rotten
• four-flushing
• low-life
• snake-licking
• dirt-eating
• inbred
• overstuffed
• ignorant
• blood-sucking
• dog-kissing
• brainless
• dickless
• hopeless
• heartless
• fat-ass
• bug-eyed
• stiff-legged
• spotty-lipped
• worm-headed
• sack of monkey shit HE IS!…

…..Hallelujah!  Holy shit!  Where’s the Tylenol?”

I <3 National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.